Isaac Laquedem

The Laquedem Plan to Relieve Our Supreme Court Justices from the High Cost of Vacations

The recent scandalous disclosures that Justice Clarence Thomas and his wife Virginia vacation not only in their 40-foot motor home but on lavish trips financed by billionaire Harlan Crow that have included flights on Mr. Crow's private jet and cruises on his 161-foot yacht were followed by the equally scandalous revelations that Justice Samuel Alito did not report his 2008 trip by private jet as the guest of hedge fund billionaire Paul Singer, to an Alaskan fishing resort where he stayed as the guest of real estate and mortgage servicing billionaire Robin Arkley.  The two stories brought to mind the death of Justice Antonin Scalia in 2016 at a resort in Texas.  "Resort" is a loose term for the 30,000 acre Cibolo Creek Ranch, owned by multimillionaire John B. Poindexter.  (We can't have our justices selecting their friends only from the billionaire class.)  You can book rooms there for $500 to $1200/night, or you can come as the guest of Mr. Poindexter, as Justice Scalia did.  

It's apparent from the examples of Justices Thomas, Alito, and Scalia that the justices of our Supreme Court cannot stretch their salaries, currently $274,200/year, to cover the cost of vacations that befit their status as the nation's senior interpreters of the Constitution and the law.  It's also abhorrent that owners of large corporations with business before the Supreme Court can give the justices over-the-top vacations without the justices thinking it improper to accept the gifts.  Hence the Laquedem Plan to Relieve Our Supreme Court Justices from the High Cost of Vacations.

The LPTROSCJFTHCOV is ridiculously simple, because the mechanism to remove the taint of impropriety already exists.  It's GoFundMe.com.  Let's start a GoFundMe to raise money that the justices and their families can use to pay for their own vacations.   If a million Americans will give just $1/year each, then each justice can spend more than $1 million/year on luxury travel without having to beg for hospitality from their billionaire friends.  If Justice Thomas had $1 million to spend on his vacations, would he still hang out with Harlan Crow?  Or would he and Virginia Thomas buy a larger motor home and hire a driver?  Either way, he could escape his ethical morass.

We already provide public funds to presidential candidates.  Let's offer our Supreme Court a way to escape from the convivial clutches of the kakistocrats.

Shemia Fagan's resignation: the lettuce wins again

The recent scandal that ended the political career of Oregon's soon-to-be-former secretary of state Shemia Fagan and her lucrative consulting contract with a financially struggling leader in the cannabis industry, La Mota, is notable for its celerity. On April 27, Willamette Week published Sophie Peel's story that broke the news that Secretary Fagan was receiving $10,000/month - 55% more than her state salary - from La Mota for providing then-undescribed consulting services.  On April 28 the rest of the Democratic establishment moved quickly to distance themselves from Ms. Fagan, exemplified by Governor Kotek's pithy response to a reporter's question on April 29: "I don't have outside employment.  I only have one job."  On May 2, only five days after the story broke, Ms. Fagan announced her resignation.

Five days is unusually fast for a public official's scandal to go from unveiling to unspooling.  Liz Truss served only 44 days as Britain's prime minister, but she did survive in office for six days after the Daily Star set up a webcam on a head of lettuce to see whether the lettuce or the prime minister would wilt first. [The lettuce won.]

The speed with which Shemia Fagan was expelled from the machine reminds Isaac of the famous scene in A Night At The Opera, in which Otis P. Driftwood (played by Groucho Marx) is welcomed into the offices of the New York Opera, promptly fired, and then kicked down four flights of stairs and thrown out the door.

 

Isaac's 2023 Tax Day reading from A.P. Herbert

Each year at tax time we divert from our support of democratic socialism to think of Sir Alan Patrick Herbert (1890-1971), the British social reformer, member of Parliament from Oxford University (there really was such a post, elected by the alumni), lover of the Thames, playwright, and under the name of A.P. Herbert, a frequent perpetrator of light verse.  Some years, this one included, the tax bite is severe enough to quote from his work.  This month's assortment of impositions is painful not so much because of the amount but by the sheer number of the incoming mosquitos, each looking to take its little bite from the Laquedem thousands under the guise of making work for the post office and the Loyal Accountant.  The outgoing checks and the upcoming ballot measure to add another tax to the menagerie have put me in mind today of this early Herbert verse: 

Well, fancy giving money to the Government!
Might as well have put it down the drain.
Fancy giving money to the Government!
Nobody will see the stuff again.
Well, they've no idea what money's for --
Ten to one they'll start another war.
I've heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor'!
Fancy giving money to the Government!

Our genial support of the social welfare system will return on Tuesday.

Sometimes "20 to 30" is a phrase that describes an age bracket . . .

And sometimes it's a complete sentence.

Why forgiving student loans makes the republican party's indentures fall out

The 13th amendment abolished slavery and "indentured servitude" except as punishment for a crime.  The United States succeeded in abolishing slavery.  An economist might look at the vast realignment in the past 40 years not just of wealth but of debt and conclude that indentured servitude has made a comeback.

 

In 1999, near the end of the Clinton administration, the residents of only three states (Hawaii, Maryland, and California) had average household debt that exceeded 1.5 times household income. By 2008, the last full year of the Bush (43) administration, the household debt-to-income ratio was above 1.5 to 1 in 40 states, and above 2 to 1 in 20 states.  The fortunes of American households improved under Bill Clinton Barack Obama [thank you, Diana H.]; in 2016 only two states (Hawaii and Maryland) were above 2 to 1, and 30 states were above 1.5 to 1.  Household debt to income improved under Trump; in 2020 only Hawaii was above 2 to 1 and 21 were above 1.5 to 1.

 

What is astonishing about the statistics is not that household debt-to-income ratios improved somewhat under the Trump administration and through the pandemic, but how much the burden of household debt has increased since the Clinton administration.  It's from that fact that I derive my theory about indentured servitude: the debt burden of the average American household is what compels many adults to work two jobs, to be unable to save, and to accept low wages. The heads of households are effectively in indentured servitude: compelled to work in order to pay interest on debts without making progress on the principal. The genius of private student loan programs is that they have extended indentured servitude upward into the college-educated classes. Not just the plumber but the psychologist must work to service debt and feed the creditor class.

 

It's perhaps for this reason that the republican party so stridently opposes President Biden's forgiveness of student loans, and the concomitant lessening, however slightly, of the financial ties that bind the graduates to their corporate overlords.  Heaven forbid that the masses should be able to pay their bills on time.

Theodore Roosevelt had the root causes of today's inflation pegged -- in 1907

Heather Cox Richardson, a professor of American History at Boston College who is now one of the most followed persons on Facebook, today tied together the consolidation of American and international industry into a few large combines that have an outsize effect on prices (i.e., inflation at the consumer level), against which President Biden now fights.  Do corporations charge high prices to cover their high costs?  Professor Richardson points out that in May Shell reported its largest quarterly profits ever, more than $9 billion.  (Pro tip: instead of buying gasoline, buy the stock.)

Where, then, do the causes of inflation come from?  Let's go back to August 20, 1907, and a speech that President Theodore Roosevelt gave in Provincetown, Massachusetts at the dedication of a monument to the Pilgrims.  The speech itself wouldn't be much remembered today (even Isaac isn't old enough to have been there) but for President Roosevelt having unveiled a phrase that echoes to this day: "malefactors of great wealth."  He meant the robber barons of the era and their successors such as John D. Rockefeller and Andrew Carnegie.  He talked about his administration's efforts to break up industrial combines, of the sorts that Professor Richardson wrote about today.  Here's his descriptor, in context: "It may well be that the determination of the Government (in which, gentlemen, it will not waver), to punish certain malefactors of great wealth, has been responsible for something of the trouble; at least to the extent of having caused these men to combine to bring about as much financial stress as possible, in order to discredit the policy of the Government and thereby secure a reversal of that policy, so that they may enjoy unmolested the fruits of their own evil-doing."

A modern politician wouldn't speak in such complex sentences, but would nevertheless recognize the thought: the oligarchs of the United States seek to strain the public's finances as much as possible so that they can discredit the government and line their pockets, untroubled by subpoenas, surveillance, society, and surtax.

Is William Baxter (1929-1998) the culprit behind today's shortage of baby formula? History and economics say "yes"

On May 12 Heather Cox Richardson published this incisive essay, one of her "Letters from an American" series.  She starts her essay with a short discussion of the involvement of members of the Trump administration in the planning of the January 6 attack on the Capitol, and then moves into a report from the House Select Committee on the Coronavirus Crisis.  The committee's name doesn't describe its full ambit, which is to look into anything related to the federal government's response to the pandemic, including waste and fraud.  Professor Richardson then describes Tyson Foods pushing Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue, and through him Vice President Pence and President Trump, to keep meatpacking workers on the job.  As she reports, "Industry leaders wrote a proposed executive order for Trump to issue, declaring a meat shortage and invoking the Defense Production Act to ensure that the plants continued to operate.  Less than a week later, Trump issued a similar executive order." 

Professor Richardson then ties the consolidation of meat production into the hands of a few gigantic businesses to the shortage of infant formula in the United States that resulted when one producer, Abbott, recalled its production from one factory after test samples were found to be contaminated, and describes the situation as the "larger problem of the consolidation of food production."

The "larger problem of the consolidation of food production" that Professor Richardson describes is significant, but it's only one facet of the very large problem of the consolidation of American and transnational industries in general, which started in the early years of the Reagan Administration.  Having successfully broken up American Telephone & Telegraph on antitrust grounds, the Reagan Administration and its chief antitrust enforcer, William Baxter, declared victory and went home, leaving the rest of American industry to merge and consolidate as it wished on the modest condition of paying a small toll to the government pursuant to the Hart-Scott-Rodino Act of 1976, but unfettered by Section 2 of the Sherman Act of 1890.  Benign neglect remained the policy of the enforcers (the "enablers"?) until 1998 when the Clinton Administration sought to fracture Microsoft - a case that the government won at trial and then ignominiously settled in the second year of the Bush (43) administration.

Since then antitrust enforcement in the context of corporate mergers has ceased to play an important part in corporate America.  By 2017 business professors Gustavo Grullon, Yelena Larkin, and Roni Michaely could write that market concentration as measured by the Herfindahl-Hirschman index (the one the Justice Department uses, when it's on the job) "has systematically increased in over 75% of U.S. industries, and the average increase in concentration levels has reached 90%" measured since about 2000. They also found that in real-dollar terms the average and median size of public corporations ("the largest players in the economy," they wrote) had tripled.  As they demurely put it, "Profit margins and shareholders' wealth gains have increased in proportion to the increase in industry concentration... Increased profit margins are mainly driven by wider operating margins rather than higher operational efficiency."

Translation: as the big got bigger, they used their concentrated market power not to be more efficient, nor to innovate, but to charge higher prices and make more money.  Food production is just one of the industries where the increase in concentration has brought new opportunities for the poor to subsidize the rich.

Justice Alito's draft opinion will hand the Ninth Circuit a powerful tool, if it dares to wield it

Justice Samuel Alito's draft opinion in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization, recently leaked to Politico, proposes to overrule Roe v. Wade and Planned Parenthood v. Casey altogether.  The opinion contains some gems of legal thought that the good Justice may not have thought completely through before committing his view to paper.  Here's one of them.

On page 5, Justice Alito states flatly: "We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled."  He then explains why:  "The Constitution makes no reference to abortion [true], and no such right is implicitly protected by any constitutional provision, including the one on which the defenders of Roe and Casey now chiefly rely - the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.  That provision has been held to guarantee some rights that are not mentioned in the Constitution, but any such right must be 'deeply rooted in this Nation's history and tradition' and 'implicit in the concept of ordered liberty.'"  His quotations are from a 1997 case, Washington v. Glucksberg, in which the Supreme Court held that the Fourteenth Amendment does not bar a state from prohibiting physician-assisted suicide.

Let's talk about whether one current constitutional right is "deeply rooted in this Nation's history and tradition."  I have in mind the right of corporations to enjoy the same constitutional rights as people, upheld most notably in 2009 in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, the case that gave corporations the constitutional right of free speech, which they could express through unlimited political spending, unfettered by the FEC.  The right of free speech is certainly deeply rooted in our history and tradition, as it predates the adoption of the First Amendment in 1791.  We can trace the right of free speech, or at least the tradition, back to the libel trial of John Peter Zenger in New York in 1734.

But the rights of corporations are not deeply rooted in our history and tradition.  In fact, when the states came together to form the United States, corporations existed only by the grace and favor of the state legislatures, and before that, by royal charter.  To form a corporation, you needed to petition your state legislators, and possibly to subsidize some of them.  It was not until the 1840s that states began to adopt laws that allowed ordinary people to form corporations. In fact, at the end of 1791 the United States had only 41 corporations.  Thus, if you follow the reasoning of Justice Alito, the constitutional rights of corporations are not deeply rooted in the nation's history and tradition, and thus are not protected by the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.  The court has said that corporations have a constitutional right of free speech under the First Amendment, but the originalists on the bench have to twitch a little when they say that, because the Framers weren't thinking of corporations when they wrote the First Amendment any more than they were thinking of semiautomatic weapons when they drafted the Second Amendment.

Justice Alito's draft opinion overruling Roe v. Wade has been more than ten years in the making - you can see it foreshadowed in the opinion in Citizens United.  If the Supreme Court's final opinion adopts the logic and conclusion of his draft opinion, when the initial shock wears off, look for some of the federal appellate courts, the Ninth Circuit especially, to apply Alito's test for overruling Roe v. Wade as an excuse to disregard or very narrowly interpret other decisions of the Supreme Court that aren't supported by sound reasoning.

Women, children, and CPAs first!

As the S.S. Trumptanic takes on water, the former president's outside accountants have headed to the lifeboats.

The Port of Portland is still bigger than it thinks

Back in 2008, I wrote this post about how The Port of Portland (the "The" is part of its official name) was bigger than it thought.  When the legislature first established the Port nearly 60 years ago to absorb the Portland Dock Commission and run as a state agency, the legislature defined "Portland metropolitan area" in ORS 778.005 to be "the Oregon portion of a standard metropolitan statistical area as designated and published by the United States Bureau of the Budget with an Oregon population of more than 750,000.  The area that qualified consisted of Multnomah, Washington, and Clackamas Counties.  ORS 778.010 then defined the Port district to be the Portland metropolitan area, resulting in the Port district being those three counties.

A funny thing happened in the 1980s.  The federal government did away with the term "standard metropolitan statistical area," replacing it with "metropolitan statistical area."  The federal government also redefined the Portland MSA to include Columbia and Yamhill Counties.

The Port took no notice that the federal government had given it two additional counties, and in 2008 continued to believe that its district included only three counties.  It believes that even today, saying on its website that "at least two commissioners must each live in one of the three counties in the Port district."  Could the federal government add two counties to the Port district by changing the SMSA/MSA definition?  Perhaps not - a Port lawyer might argue that the definition of "Portland metropolitan area" must be read as it was in the 1960s when the legislature created the Port.

However, in 2009 the legislature amended ORS 778.005 to say that "Portland metropolitan area" means "the Oregon portion of a metropolitan statistical area as designated by the United States Office of Management and Budget with an Oregon population of more than 750,000."  In 2009 that sentence described Multnomah, Washington, and Clackamas Counties -- and Columbia and Yamhill Counties also, all of which were in the only metropolitan statistical area with more than 750,000 Oregon residents. 

Whether or not Columbia and Yamhill Counties were in the Port district before the 2009 amendment, the legislature unambiguously brought them into the Port district in 2009.  The legislature may have meant to leave the boundaries unchanged, but when legislation is plain and clear, the intent of the legislators isn't relevant.  As A.P. Herbert famously said about another legislature, "If Parliament does not mean what it says then it should say so."

Is this odd fact significant?  Maybe.  ORS 778.210(1) requires the Governor to appoint two Port commissioners from each county in the district.  Neither the  current governor nor any prior governor has ever appointed the required two commissioners from Columbia County and Yamhill County.  Someone in a battle with the Port might argue that as the Port's commission has not been properly constituted since 2009, perhaps the commission doesn't have the authority to do anything. 

I have no dog in that prospective fight, but if I lived in Yamhill County I might write to the Governor and ask to be appointed to the Port board.